WASHINGTON, DC - Barack Obama was awarded today the 2012 Current American President Who’s Who award as a result of his staffers filling out an online form on the Who’s Who website.  A panel of independent judges then reviewed the submission and confirmed he would win the award only upon receipt of $19.95 to cover the cost of postage and handling for the award.

Chief of Staff Jacob Lew was ecstatic when they found out the news last week and hoped to parlay this award into some votes in the upcoming 2012 election.